The toothpaste companies will be fighting over him.

CSI called. They're hiring. Just kidding. But if they are, well, here you go.

This is Matthew being relatable by drinking champagne out of a flute rimmed with gold-sugar.

Cocky Graduate Student? Disappointed Young Dad? You tell him!

If you remember anything from viewing this website... remember this.

Billionaire-Playboy-Superhero kind of guy.

Ah!

Bradley Cooper's character in A Star Is Born: before the fame... before the booze.

Do you need Matthew to play Leo? He can play Leo.

Matthew can style himself, but sometimes they won't let him. So he just smiles.

Posted just so you can see Matthew's shirt.

NYC Health Department "Bare It All" campaign.